Saturday, March 19, 2011

Obviously, most of us don't need much of an incentive to eat, but if you have kids who are picky eaters, it might help to make mealtime more fun. The following products will help you do that — well, most of the products will. I'm not going to pretend that a knockwurst-controlled pair of lederhosen has any practical value.
Darth Vader toaster
As a leader, Darth Vader had his flaws. However, he did excel in two areas: generating jobs with large public works projects and supplying his subordinates with a balanced breakfast. Of course, the benefits of toasters that could burn his image into bread was two-fold — it was healthy, but he also used it as a tool for psychological control. Without Lord Vader, there would be no toast. He used similar tactics with pancake molds and sandwich cutters, though the latter are shaped like fighting ships to reinforce battle readiness. Crustless sandwiches are for the weak. 
Bacon bubble shooter
Here's a fun food toy that you and your kids can use to play with the family dog. It's called the Bacon Bubble Buddy, and it shoots out bacon-flavored bubbles when you pull the trigger. Your dogs will go crazy for it — just don't be surprised when you find Dad hiding down in the basement shooting these bubbles directly into his mouth with tears streaming down his face. 

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